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2026-05-09
Oh Sweetie, A Cruise Ship Virus Scare! Grandma Has Tea!
Heavens to Betsy! A cruise ship scare with a nasty hantavirus, but the CDC says don't you fret, dearie. It's mostly from mice, and person-to-person is rare!
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Heavens to Betsy! Federal Agents Causing a Ruckus and Then BLAMING the Victim! Can You Believe It?!
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Oh, My Stars! They're Saying Our Government's Become a... Criminal Enterprise?!
2026-01-19
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Oh, the Drama! Donald Demands Greenland After a Snub — And Blames Norway!
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2026-01-15
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2026-01-15
Heavens to Betsy! President Trump's Sending Troops to Minnesota? What's Next?!
2026-01-15
Heavens to Betsy! Florida Folks Ditching Obamacare! What in the World is Going On?!
2026-01-15
Heavens to Betsy! They're Closing the Doors on Seventy-Five Countries Now?!
2026-01-15
Well, I Never! Republicans Flip-Flop on Venezuela, Leaving Grandma Utterly Flabbergasted!
2026-01-15
Oh, Heavens! President Trump is Threatening to Unleash the Troops AGAIN? What a Kerfuffle!
2026-01-15
Oh Sweetie, Donald's Got a 'Donroe Doctrine' Now?! Heavens to Betsy!
2026-01-15
Heavens to Betsy! Washington Opera Skips Town as Kennedy Center Goes All Topsy-Turvy!
2026-01-15
Bless Her Heart! An Agent's Shot, and Congress is STILL Squabbling Over Money!
2026-01-10
Goodness Gracious, Iran's Government Is Just *Shooting* Its Own People!
2026-01-10
Well, I Never! Donald Trump Considers Those 'Fat Drugs' He Mocked, Bless His Heart!
2026-01-10
Heavens to Betsy! President Trump and the Case of the Missing Greenland Boats!
2026-01-09
Heavens to Betsy! Those American Ships are Lingering Near Cuba After That Maduro Fiasco!
2026-01-09
Heavens to Betsy! Trump's Billions for Venezuela's Oil? What in the World!
2026-01-09
Oh, the Drama! This Baby Galaxy is Hotter Than My Oven on Thanksgiving!
2026-01-09
Good Gracious, This Newfangled AI Caused a Real Hullabaloo After That Shooting!
2026-01-09
Oh, Sweetie, The Economy's Lost Its Pep! Jobs Are Scarcer Than Common Sense!
2026-01-09
Heavens to Betsy! America's Moral Compass Seems a Bit… Lost, Folks Say!
2026-01-08
Well, I Never! Donald Trump Still Dreaming of Buying Greenland, 'All Options' on the Table!
2026-01-08
Heavens to Betsy! Congress Fighting Over Your Health Bills While Trump Stirs the Pot!
2026-01-08
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Heavens to Betsy, a Minneapolis Mess! Federal Fiddling Leads to Tragedy!
2026-01-07
Oh Sweetie, The ICE Fiasco! A Minneapolis Mess, And <em>Such</em> a Video!
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Minneapolis Mess! Can They REALLY Charge That Federal Officer?
2026-01-07
Well, I Never! They Shot a Woman and Then Blamed the *Democrats* for It!
2026-01-07
Heavens to Betsy! Trump's Got a New 'Dream Team' Taking Over Venezuela!
2026-01-07
Well, I Never! Donald's Daring Doings in Venezuela and That Greenland Kerfuffle!
2026-01-07
Heavens to Betsy! President Trump's Latest Talk Has Folks Shaking in Their Boots!
2026-01-07
Heavens to Betsy! Trump Spills Venezuela Beans to Big Oil, Not Congress!
2026-01-05
Heavens to Betsy! They're Docking Sweet Mark Kelly's Pension Over a Video!
2026-01-05
Well, I Never! Trump Kicks Out Venezuela's President, and China is Fuming!
2026-01-05
Well, I Never! That Trump Boy Is Invading Venezuela for Oil, and His 'Populist' Pals Are RED-FACED!
2026-01-05
Well, I Never! Trump Spills Venezuela Plans to Oil Barons Before Congress!
2026-01-05
Heavens to Betsy! Someone Dared Touch Our JD Vance's Home!
2026-01-05
Oh, The Drama! Donald's Daring Venezuelan Adventure Has Everyone Talking!
2026-01-04
Well, I Never! Donald's Threatening Venezuela's New Gal and Still Eyeing Greenland!
2026-01-04
Oh, Sweetie, Did You Hear? Trump Wants a Payday for That Venezuelan Business!
2026-01-04
Well, I Never! President Trump's Calling the Monroe Doctrine the 'Donroe Doctrine' Now!
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