The Main Gossip, Sweetie!

Oh, sweetie, you won't *believe* what I heard! House Speaker Mike Johnson, bless his heart, is sounding the alarm bells louder than a fire truck at a pie contest! He's telling all those conservatives that if they lose the House of Representatives in 2026, those Democrats are going to try and impeach President Trump for a third time! Can you even imagine the hullabaloo?

He was flapping his gums at that AmericaFest shindig, saying "everything is on the line" for the midterms. Everything, he says! Honestly, back in my day, politicians just debated things, they didn't threaten each other with "absolute chaos" every other Tuesday. It's enough to make a gal clutch her pearls!

My Sarcastic Reactions, Bless Their Hearts

Well, I never! A third impeachment, you say? It's like they're trying to set a new world record for "most attempts to send a president packing," isn't it? One would think they'd learn, bless their hearts, that it never seems to stick!

And that Representative Al Green from Texas, bless his cotton socks, just *had* to stir the pot again with another resolution. He was accusing President Trump of all sorts of things, honestly. It sounds like he was just looking for trouble, if you ask me!

Honestly, the nerve! They bring up these serious resolutions, and then some of the *top* Democrats go and vote "present." What kind of message is that, sweetie? It’s like saying, "We want to look tough, but not *too* tough, just in case someone gets upset."

Clarifying What Actually Happened (Because Facts Still Matter, Even in Gossip)

Now, let's get down to brass tacks, because my memory isn't what it used to be. Representative Green's resolution, bless his heart, came out in December, accusing President Trump of "abusing power." Apparently, it was all about a Truth Social post that Green interpreted as calling for... well, executions. Heavens to Betsy, the things people say!

The White House, naturally, chimed in saying, "Oh, no, sweetie, he didn't mean that at all!" They clarified that he wasn't advocating for anyone's demise, just expressing himself, I suppose.

The second bit was about President Trump supposedly threatening federal judges online. Honestly, the things they find to argue about! The House *did* vote on it, but they decided to just sweep it under the rug, 237 to 140. A whole 47 Democrats voted "present," like they couldn't make up their minds at a buffet!

The big wigs in the Democratic party, like Leader Hakeem Jeffries, said impeachment is a "sacred constitutional vehicle." They also huffed and puffed that the Republicans haven't done "serious work," just "rubber-stamped" Trump's agenda. Honestly, it sounds like everyone's just pointing fingers!

Poor Donald. He’s been through this song and dance before, hasn't he? Twice, actually! Once for that Ukraine business and then for the whole hullabaloo on January 6th. Both times, the Senate said, "Not today, dear," and he stayed put. A third time would be unprecedented, they say, but the Republicans are certainly worried.

Why Grandma "Just Can't Even" Today

Honestly, sweetie, sometimes I just want to throw my hands up in the air and say, "That's enough for today!" All this talk of impeachment, threats, and "absolute chaos"... it's enough to give a gal wrinkles just listening to it!

Back in my day, we worried about church potlucks and making sure the grandkids didn't track mud into the house. Now it's always "President Trump this" and "impeachment that." It's truly exhausting!

The Republican National Committee, bless their hearts, are wringing their hands too. They say if those Democrats get power back, it won't be about gas prices or the border, but more "partisan impeachment crusades." Well, I never! It just goes to show, some things never change, do they? Now, who wants another slice of pie?