The Latest Tea: A Christmas Eve 'Strike'?!

Oh, sweetie, have you heard the latest from that Donald J. Trump? Just when you thought the holidays would be quiet, he goes and drops a bombshell!

He's out there on Fox News, clear as a bell, saying the U.S. actually conducted its first-ever land strike against Venezuela on Christmas Eve!

Can you believe it? Christmas Eve, of all nights! He claims they "knocked out" some big facility where "drug boats" come from. A drug boat facility, he says!

Grandma’s Sarcastic Reactions (I’m Shaking My Head)

Well, I never! A secret bombing on Christmas, and nobody tells a soul until he decides to spill the beans?

It just sounds like something out of one of those wild spy movies, not real life! Back in my day, we had proper declarations of... well, *anything* important. Not just a casual mention on the news!

And then, when asked if it was the military or the CIA, he just clams up, all mysterious like, "I know exactly who it was but I don't want to say who it was."

Clarifying What Actually Happened (According to Others, Bless Their Hearts)

Now, listen closely, because this is where it gets a bit muddled, bless his heart. President Trump reiterated the attack happened, but darling, nobody else has confirmed it!

The Venezuelan government, bless their cotton socks, says there's no public report of any such strike.

Though, there was some footage floating around on X, you know, that Twitter thing, showing an explosion in Zulia state on December 24th. But then, a chemical company, Primazol, says it was just a fire at their warehouse.

They "categorically rejected" any idea of a U.S. strike. So, was it fireworks? A faulty heater? Or was it... well, what Donald said?

He's been very busy, mind you, with his "armada" down there, intercepting alleged drug boats since September. 105 people killed in those sea strikes alone! And he’s seized "ghost ships" carrying oil.

He even wants to *oust* that Nicolas Maduro fellow, calling him a "drug gang" leader and putting a $50 million bounty on his head! My goodness!

Why Grandma “Just Can’t Even” Today

Honestly, sweetie, the things they get up to these days! All this secret strike talk, and then nobody knows *who* did *what* or *where*.

He’s been threatening land strikes for months, you know, after all those boat shenanigans. His top military folks even presented him with options for "intervention."

And his chief of staff, Susie Wiles, apparently said he "wants to keep on blowing boats up until Maduro 'cries uncle.'" Oh, good heavens!

He even warned Maduro to not "play tough" just two days before Christmas!

It’s all just so much drama, isn't it? Back in my day, wars were declared properly, and you knew exactly *who* was doing the attacking. Now it’s all whispers and "I don't want to say"! It makes my head spin!

I just can't even, sweetie. Just can't even. Now, pass me a scone, will you?