Oh Sweetie, The Epstein Files Are Out, And The DOJ Is Playing Favorites!

Well, I never! Can you believe the hullabaloo over these Jeffrey Epstein files? They just keep trickling out, a little bit here, a little bit there, like someone's trying to stretch out a secret! The Department of Justice, bless their hearts, just dumped thousands more pages of documents on us. Heavens to Betsy, it's enough to make your head spin!

But here’s the real tea, sweetie: the moment these new documents landed, the DOJ, bless their little cotton socks, suddenly found their voice! They zipped right over to their little 'X' (what we used to call Twitter, you know) and made a big fuss. They said some of the claims in those papers about our President, Donald J. Trump, were "unfounded and false." Can you imagine? They actually defended him immediately!

Sarcasm from Yours Truly!

Now, isn't that just precious? The DOJ, which has been as quiet as a mouse trapped in a sugar bowl through all the other releases, suddenly rushes to give context for one person. It's almost as if they have, dare I say, favorites!

Back in my day, if you were mentioned in a scandal, you were just mentioned! No government agency came swooping in like a guardian angel with a megaphone to clarify things for you.

It truly makes one wonder, doesn't it, about all the *other* poor souls dragged into this mess without a single peep of defense from the authorities.

What Actually Happened, Bless Their Hearts

So, here’s the skinny: After a bit of a kerfuffle about an incomplete release last week—which, honestly, sounded like someone forgot to hit 'send' on all the attachments—the DOJ released a whopping 30,000 more pages. That’s enough to wallpaper a small mansion, if you ask me!

Right after this massive dump, they took to their social media to declare that any "sensationalist claims" against President Trump in the documents were "unfounded and false." They even added, and this is a hoot, that if these claims had "a shred of credibility," they would have "been weaponized against President Trump already." Oh, the drama!

The documents themselves mentioned an old email suggesting President Trump flew on Epstein’s jet "many more times than previously has been reported." And guess what? They even included an undated picture of him with Ghislaine Maxwell. Imagine that! No wonder he was a bit flustered.

President Trump himself had something to say, bless his heart. He griped that these files are a distraction from his "tremendous success" and could "ruin reputations." He even expressed sympathy for former President Bill Clinton, who also appeared in some photos, saying he "hates to see photos come out of him." Well, at least they’re being civil, I suppose.

And speaking of poor Mr. Clinton, he actually asked the DOJ to release *all* files involving him immediately, so there wouldn't be any "insinuation." Honestly, the whole thing is just a mess, like my grandson's room after a video game marathon.

Grandma Just Can’t Even Today!

Honestly, sweetie, the way they’re handling these files, it’s just a puzzle wrapped in an enigma, with a bow made of excuses! First, they release things in bits and bobs, then they pull a photo of President Trump off the website only to put it back later, saying it was for "abundance of caution."

It’s enough to make a girl just want to sit down with a cup of chamomile tea and ignore the whole thing!

The inconsistency, the sudden social media defense for *one* person, it’s enough to make you sigh so hard your dentures rattle. This modern world and its drama, I tell ya, it’s just too much for this old grandma sometimes!