Oh, the Shenanigans! Donald Trump and Those Epstein Files!

Well, I never! Can you believe the latest fuss, sweetie? It’s all over the newspapers, and frankly, my pearls are clutching themselves! It seems our very own President Donald Trump, bless his heart, had his name pop up in those awful Jeffrey Epstein files. Yes, those very same ones about the convicted sex offender, heavens to Betsy!

Apparently, some senior folks from the Justice Department — that’s the Attorney General Pam Bondi and Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche, mind you — had to sit him down in May 2025 and tell him the news. Imagine that conversation! They reportedly told him his name was mentioned multiple times in the investigative records. Can you imagine the look on his face?

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Now, here’s where it gets juicy, darling. The article says President Trump, our Donald, tried his darndest to limit public access to these records. Tried to “scrub his name,” they called it! Oh, sweetie, as if you can just wave a magic wand and make things disappear in this day and age! Back in my day, if you did something, everyone in town knew by supper, and there was no