Friday, December 19, 2025
💬 In a few words:
Oh, sweetie, that Jack Smith fellow, bless his heart, wants to gossip in public now after his little secret meeting. Republicans are still carrying on about him.
More details:
Oh, sweetie pie, you won't believe what I just heard! That Jack Smith fellow, the one who was poking around in President Trump's business, well, he went and had a big, long, *secret* talk with those House Judiciary folks this week.
But here's the real kicker: after all that hush-hush, his lawyers are now stomping their feet, demanding he get to speak in an open hearing! And they want the full video released too, so everyone can see what really went on. Can you imagine the cheek?
Honestly, the way these politicians carry on! The Republicans, bless their hearts, they're still in a huff, calling Mr. Smith a "villain" and accusing the Justice Department of being all political. Well, I never!
It's like a broken record, isn't it? They just can't seem to let go of this whole fuss and bother. It's enough to make a lady spill her tea!
"Oh, the drama! Always someone trying to stir the pot, I tell you."
Now, let's get down to brass tacks. Mr. Smith was the special counsel, you know, investigating President Trump over those classified documents and, well, the 2020 election hullabaloo.
He testified for over eight hours, bless his heart, and he's sticking to his guns. He said he had enough proof for criminal behavior "beyond a reasonable doubt." Imagine that!
But, and this is a big but, he couldn't actually prosecute because of some pesky Justice Department policy about not charging a sitting president. So, all that evidence just… sat there. And now, the Republicans are still investigating him, especially after he apparently asked for some phone data from Congress. Heavens to Betsy!
Honestly, sweetie, this whole thing is such a tangled mess! Mr. Smith's testimony is all tied up in grand jury secrets and judicial orders, so he can't even tell Congress everything he knows.
The Democrats, like that nice Mr. Raskin from Maryland, think an open hearing would be quite revealing. He even said President Trump would be "devastated and humiliated" by what he'd hear. My goodness!
It just makes you want to throw your hands up, doesn't it? All this back and forth, the accusations, the secrecy… Back in my day, things were simpler. Or maybe we just didn't have so many cameras pointed at everything!
Grandma's waiting on your verdict
Pour dear Grandma another cup by tapping how this gossip feels. She can't finish her knitting until you whisper your take.