Oh, The Drama! Another Million Pages, You Say?

Oh, sweetie, you won't believe the latest hullabaloo! Our President, Mr. Donald J. Trump, is just beside himself again. He’s grumbling like a bear with a sore head because the Justice Department, bless their busy little hearts, just stumbled upon another million pages about that Jeffrey Epstein fellow.

Can you imagine? A million more pages! It's enough to make a gal spill her tea! He’s calling it a "Democrat inspired Hoax," trying to make us think it's all just a big distraction from his "tremendous successes." Well, I never!

Grandma's Two Cents on All This Fuss

Honestly, darling, sometimes I just want to sit him down with a warm cup of cocoa and tell him to take a deep breath. He took to that Truth Social of his, practically stamping his digital foot. He wrote,

Honestly, such language! Back in my day, we'd never carry on like that in public!

He then suggested, with all the subtlety of a bull in a china shop, that the Justice Department should just "embarrass them" – meaning the Democrats, naturally – by releasing their names. As if that'll solve anything!

So, What's Really Going On Behind the Curtain?

Now, let's get to the bottom of this, shall we? It seems Congress, with a bipartisan bill (imagine that!), told the Justice Department they had to release all these unclassified Epstein records by December 19th. And President Trump, the very one who's now complaining, actually signed that bill into law. Isn't that just a kicker?

The Justice Department did start releasing documents, hundreds of thousands of them, and some even mentioned our dear President and former President Clinton. But then, lo and behold, they announced just last Wednesday that officials in New York found over a million more documents! They say it could take a "few more weeks" to get through them all. You’d think they’d have looked for them all at once, wouldn't you?

Grandma Just Can't Even Today!

Honestly, sweetie, I’m shaking my head so hard right now, I think I’m going to get a crick in my neck! President Trump has been fussing for months about his own supporters pushing the Epstein case. He dismisses it as a "witch hunt" by the "Radical Left," designed to make everyone forget all his grand accomplishments. Heavens to Betsy, the man just wants everyone to look forward, not backward!

It’s all such a tangled mess, a real kitchen-table drama that never seems to end. Sometimes, I wish everyone would just sit down, have a slice of pie, and find some common sense. This never-ending saga is enough to give an old gal the vapors!