Oh, Sweetie, The Clintons Are Dodging That Epstein Talk Again!

Well, I never! You simply won't believe the drama brewing in Washington, darling. It seems those famous Clintons, Bill and Hillary, are giving the House Oversight Committee quite the runaround.

Can you imagine? Committee Chair James Comer is practically stomping his feet, saying they're dragging their heels when it comes to testifying about that whole Jeffrey Epstein mess. It's just like when Cousin Mildred used to avoid doing her chores, I tell ya!

Grandma's Sarcastic Sideshow

Honestly, sweetie, you'd think after all these years in the public eye, they'd know a thing or two about showing up when called. But no, it's always some hullabaloo, isn't it?

I mean, they’re practically being told,

And still, they're playing hard to get. Back in my day, when someone called, you answered! Especially if it was the government asking about… well, you know, that kind of business.

One might wonder what exactly is so important that it trumps cooperating with a congressional probe. Is it another book tour? A grand European vacation? Heavens to Betsy, the suspense!

What Actually Happened, According to Mr. Comer

Alright, let’s get down to brass tacks, dear. According to Congressman James Comer, the Chairman of the House Oversight Committee, both Bill and Hillary Clinton have been accused of "delaying and obstructing" efforts to schedule their testimony.

This testimony, mind you, is specifically related to the ongoing investigation into Jeffrey Epstein’s affairs. It's a serious matter, and the committee wants answers.

Mr. Comer made it very clear, almost like he was giving them a stern talking-to. He stated, "If the Clintons fail to appear for their depositions next week or schedule a date for early January, the Oversight Committee will begin contempt of Congress proceedings."

So, there you have it: a firm deadline and a very serious threat of legal action. It’s not just idle chatter anymore, sweetie; it’s turning into quite the standoff!

Why Grandma Just Can't Even Today

Honestly, my heart can barely take all this political drama! Every day it's something new, and now this with the Clintons and that Epstein scandal. It's enough to make a gal want to just sit down with a cup of chamomile and forget the whole world!

I truly wish folks would just be upfront and honest. All this cloak-and-dagger business just makes everything so complicated! And now, contempt of Congress? Well, I never thought I’d see the day! It’s all just a bit much for my old nerves, you know.