Sunday, January 4, 2026
💬 In a few words:
Oh sweetie, President Trump is carrying on something fierce! He's threatening Venezuela's new leader, Delcy, after poor Maduro went to jail, and *still* wants Greenland. Heavens to Betsy, what a busybody!
More details:
Oh, The Scandals! Donald’s Latest Shenanigans!
Well, I never! You won't believe the hullabaloo President Trump is stirring up now, sweetie. He’s gone and issued a rather blunt warning to that new Venezuelan leader, Delcy Rodríguez. Can you imagine?
He told her, clear as day, that if she doesn't "do what's right"—whatever *that* means—she'll pay a "very big price." And he even hinted it might be worse than poor Mr. Maduro's fate, who, bless his heart, is apparently cooling his heels in a New York City jail cell!
And as if that wasn't enough drama for one morning, he's still got that wild hair about needing Greenland! He says it's "surrounded by Russian and Chinese ships," which sounds like something out of a spy movie, doesn't it?
Grandma’s Two Cents (And a Sigh!)
Honestly, the man was just at his golf club in West Palm Beach, in "good spirits" they say. Good spirits while threatening a whole country's new leader? Heavens to Betsy, back in my day, gentlemen used to write strongly-worded letters, not issue threats over the telephone!
And would you believe it, he’s talking about how Venezuela might not be the *last* place America intervenes? He’s suddenly all for "regime change and nation building," after all this time fussing about it! He just waved away the concerns of his own supporters, saying, "Can’t get any worse" there.
"Can't get any worse," he said. Well, I certainly hope not, dear, but that's a rather grim outlook, isn't it?
Heavens, the audacity! Greenland is part of Denmark, a nice NATO ally, and he just keeps saying we "absolutely" need it. It’s like he’s trying to collect countries like I collect porcelain figurines!
What Actually Happened (The Nitty-Gritty, Bless Your Heart)
So, here’s the actual scoop, not all the huffing and puffing. This whole kerfuffle started because Ms. Rodríguez, the new Venezuelan leader, apparently defiantly rejected the U.S. intervention that led to Mr. Maduro’s capture.
You see, U.S. military forces had swooped into Caracas, captured Maduro and his wife, Cilia Flores, and now they're facing criminal prosecution. And wouldn't you know it, Trump praised Rodríguez just yesterday, right after the attack!
He even claimed she had "privately indicated a willingness to work with the United States." And then, he just declared that America would temporarily "run" her country. One minute he's praising, the next he's threatening! Talk about hot and cold!
🍵 Grandma Just Can't Even Today (Pass the Tea, Sweetie!)
Honestly, my dears, I’m just about ready for my afternoon nap after all this. The world used to be so much simpler, didn't it? One day, you’re having tea, the next, the President is talking about needing *Greenland* and threatening foreign leaders!
It’s enough to make a grandmother’s head spin right off! All this drama, and from a man at his golf club! Well, I just hope Ms. Rodríguez has a good lawyer, because it sounds like she’s in for quite the ride. Oh, sweetie, the stories I could tell...
Grandma's waiting on your verdict
Pour dear Grandma another cup by tapping how this gossip feels. She can't finish her knitting until you whisper your take.