The Juicy Gossip: Mark Epstein Contradicts the White House!

Oh, sweetie, you are not going to believe the latest hullabaloo! It seems our dear President Donald Trump, bless his heart, is in a bit of a pickle. The White House, you see, was trying to tell everyone that Mr. Trump never, ever set foot in that awful Jeffrey Epstein’s office on Madison Avenue.

But then, Heavens to Betsy! Who should pop up but Jeffrey Epstein’s own brother, Mark! And what does Mark say to The New York Times, bless their inquisitive hearts?

All the time, mind you! Well, I never! It’s enough to make a gal drop her teacup!

And that’s not all, dear. There’s this poor artist, Maria Farmer, who says Epstein once told her to meet him at his office, and lo and behold, Mr. Trump was waiting there! She claims he even "ogled" her before Epstein, of all people, had to tell him, "She’s not for you." Can you imagine? What a twisted little scene, if you ask me!

Then, those old aides from Epstein’s office started whispering about disturbing phone calls between Mr. Trump and Epstein. Locker room talk, they called it. One assistant even claimed Epstein put Mr. Trump on speakerphone so she could hear him bragging about... well, his "conquests." And a particularly grim joke about a woman’s pubic hair! My stars, what kind of talk is that for grown men?

And then, a birthday book with a drawing of a naked woman and "Donald" scrawled below her waist? The president later called the letter "FAKE," but the stories are flying, darling!

Grandma's Sarcastic Thoughts: Oh, the Shenanigans!

Honestly, some people’s memories are shorter than my patience with a burnt pie crust! One minute they say, "Never there!" and the next, someone else says, "He was there all the time!" It’s enough to make you wonder if they’re just making it up as they go along, isn't it?

And "fake news," they say? Pish posh!

Back in my day, if someone’s own brother contradicted them, we called that a bit of a sticky wicket, not "fake news"! They're just trying to change the truth, or so they claim. Well, the truth usually has a funny way of wiggling its way out, much like that stubborn splinter I got last week!

Oh, and the idea of grown men, important men, mind you, joking about... well, let's just say private matters over the phone? And making an assistant "visibly uncomfortable"? Well, I never! My goodness, where are their manners? Mama always said if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And if you have to say *that*, then definitely keep it to yourself!

What Actually Happened (According to All the Fuss):

Let's straighten out this tangled yarn, shall we? The White House, through communications director Steven Cheung and press secretary Karoline Leavitt, stated unequivocally that President Trump never visited Jeffrey Epstein's Madison Avenue office. This defense was reiterated multiple times, even recently.

However, Jeffrey Epstein’s brother, Mark Epstein, reportedly told The New York Times that Mr. Trump "was in the office all the time back then." This directly contradicts the White House's official position. Furthermore, artist Maria Farmer, an alleged victim of Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, claimed Epstein once instructed her to meet him at his Villard Houses office where Trump was present.

Farmer also alleged that Trump "ogled" her before Epstein intervened, stating, "She’s not for you." The White House press secretary, Karoline Leavitt, dismissed these claims as "fake news" and "decades-old false allegations."

Former Epstein aides also recall President Trump engaging in sexually explicit phone calls with Epstein, sometimes on speakerphone, where he would allegedly boast of sexual exploits. One specific instance involved a claim about having sex on a pool table. Another grim joke involved the two men bantering about a woman’s pubic hair and whether Epstein could "floss his teeth with the strands."

Adding to the allegations, a birthday book for Epstein reportedly included a sketch by Trump of a naked woman with "Donald" scrawled where pubic hair would be, accompanied by the inscription, "Happy Birthday—and may every day be another wonderful secret." President Trump later dismissed this as "FAKE" on Truth Social.

Why Grandma Just Can't Even Today:

Honestly, sweetie, sometimes I just want to throw my hands up in the air! All this back-and-forth, all these whispers and denials, it’s enough to give a gal a case of the vapors! Back in my day, when someone’s own kin spoke up, people usually sat up and listened. Now it's all "fake news" this and "fake news" that!

It’s simply a shame, all this commotion, isn't it? Such unsavory tales swirling around, making everyone scratch their heads. I just hope, for everyone's sake, that the truth, whatever it truly is, comes out eventually. Until then, pass me another slice of pie, because this much gossip just makes a grandma hungry!