The Main Gossip: A Quarter Billion for a Third Term?!

Oh, sweetie, you will *not* believe what I heard at the White House Hanukkah reception the other night! President Trump, bless his heart, got up there and announced that Miriam Adelson, a very generous donor, offered him a colossal $250 million.

And what was this money for, you ask? To run for an unconstitutional third term in 2028! Can you imagine the gasps? He even brought her up on stage, saying when someone gives you that much, you simply must let them say hello.

Miriam herself, who was married to the late Sheldon Adelson (a real big shot in politics, you know), then leaned in and confirmed the offer right there and then. "I will give," she chirped, apparently just after meeting with Alan Dershowitz, Jeffrey Epstein's lawyer of all people! The crowd even started chanting, "Four more years!" Well, I never!

Grandma's Sarcastic Reactions: The Nerve of Some People!

Honestly, back in my day, we just had two terms, and that was that! This whole idea of running for a third term, even after the Constitution clearly says no, just sends me into a tizzy. And doing it all for a quarter of a billion dollars? It's like something straight out of a Hollywood picture, not our government!

And the fact that she was just chatting with a lawyer who worked for *Jeffrey Epstein* before making such a bold declaration?

It just makes you wonder, doesn't it? My teacup nearly dropped when I heard that detail.

Clarifying What Actually Happened: Bless Their Hearts, There Are Rules!

Now, let's calm down for a minute and remember the facts. The 22nd Amendment of the good old U.S. Constitution states quite plainly that a president can only serve two terms. It's not a suggestion, it's a rule, like remembering to wear clean underwear, sweetie!

However, this isn't the first time our President has hinted at wanting to go for round three. He's been teasing the idea since March, telling NBC News he wasn't "joking," and even had "Trump 2028" hats on the Resolute Desk back in October, according to House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.

The Adelsons, bless their proactive hearts, have always been very keen on a pro-Israel agenda. Sheldon, before he passed, pushed for the U.S. embassy move to Jerusalem, and Miriam reportedly urged support for annexing the West Bank. So, the political connections run deep, you see.

Why Grandma “Just Can’t Even” Today: My Nerves!

Honestly, with all this talk of money and third terms, my nerves are completely frayed! One minute he says he'd "love to do it," the next he says a 2028 run would be "too cute" and "wouldn't be right." Can you keep up, dear? Because I certainly cannot!

It's like trying to follow a soap opera, but with real-life consequences! I need another slice of pie and a strong cup of Earl Grey after all this political hullabaloo. These youngsters and their modern politics, it's enough to make a grandmother faint!