The Main Gossip: Heavens to Betsy, What a Spectacle!

Well, I never! You won't believe the scandalous news that's got all the ladies at my bridge club buzzing! It seems that Mr. Nicolás Maduro, the president over in Venezuela, was just snatched right up by our American military!

Can you imagine? One minute he's running a country, the next he's on a plane, heading straight for New York City. They say he landed at some military base and then, get this, was seen at the Drug Enforcement Administration headquarters in Manhattan! My goodness, it's like something out of one of those wild Hollywood movies!

Our President Trump declared that the U.S. would “run” Venezuela now. And the Attorney General, Pam Bondi, was practically shouting from the rooftops that Maduro and his wife, Cilia Flores, are “alleged international narco traffickers.” She said they’ll face the “full wrath of American justice” right here on American soil. Just imagine!

Grandma’s Sarcastic Reactions: The Nerve of Some People!

Oh sweetie, my jaw practically hit the floor when I heard! A sitting president, accused of being a narco-trafficker? Back in my day, presidents had scandals about their hair or maybe a silly tax return, not international drug rings!

And President Trump, bless his heart, already saying we're going to