Oh, The Drama! Our President Is Re-Decorating History!

Well, I never! You won't believe what's happening at the White House, sweetie. Our President, Donald J. Trump, bless his heart, has decided that the plain old portraits of past presidents just aren't enough. Oh no, he's gone and put up new plaques underneath them with… well, let's just say, *his own opinions*! Can you imagine? It's like Martha down the street deciding to rewrite the neighborhood history book, but only including the parts where she looked good!

It seems our current administration is just *full* of surprises. They've updated the 'Presidential Walk of Fame' with descriptions that sound less like history and more like a very public diary entry. It's truly something else, isn't it? Back in my day, we just hung the pictures and let history speak for itself, but apparently, those days are long gone!

My Golly, The Nerve! What They're Saying About Our Former Leaders!

Honestly, the things they're putting on these plaques make my teacup rattle! For example, poor Joe Biden—they didn't even use his official portrait! They used a photo of an autopen, for goodness sake! And then they call him

Oh, sweetie, can you believe the cheek?

And then there's Barack Obama! They're saying he's

and that his healthcare plan, the 'Unaffordable' Care Act, was 'highly ineffective.' They even blamed him for Republicans gaining control of Congress! It's like they're trying to erase all the good bits, isn't it? My grandson always says, "Grandma, they're just 'trolling' people," and I say, "Well, that's a mighty fancy word for being a little bit rude, isn't it?"

So, What *Actually* Happened? A Little Clarification…

Now, let's get to the bottom of it, because a good story needs the facts, even when they're dressed up in ruffles and lace. What President Trump has done is added lengthy, opinionated descriptions beneath the portraits of *every* former president on this 'Walk of Fame.' Some presidents, like Ronald Reagan and Richard Nixon, get a lovely, glowing review, practically saying they were best pals with our current President Trump. They even say Reagan was a "fan" of Trump long ago! Can you believe it?

But then, others get quite the dressing down! They say Bill Clinton's successes were all thanks to Republicans, and they even brought up Hillary losing the 2016 election in *his* description! And George W. Bush? Oh, they blamed him for starting wars and a financial crisis! It's a real mixed bag, like a box of chocolates where some are delicious and others… well, you just spit them out, darling.

Well, I Just Can't Even Today!

Honestly, I'm shaking my head so hard right now, I might lose my spectacles! Back in my day, we honored our presidents with dignity, even if we disagreed with them. This whole thing feels like a very public squabble, written on the walls for everyone to see. It’s like when Mrs. Henderson writes passive-aggressive notes about her neighbor's lawn, but on a much, much grander scale!

It makes you wonder, doesn't it? What's next? Will they start putting up signs explaining why my apple pie is better than Mrs. Gable's? Heavens to Betsy, the things they come up with! It's enough to make a grandma need an extra strong cup of tea and a slice of something sweet to calm her nerves!